So you know how I know I'm getting older? I all of a sudden have stuff on the side of my mouth. Gook or something, some kind of mouth gook.
When I was 10 me and my best friend Christy used to laugh and laugh at our 5th grade teacher, Mr. Arneill. You know why we laughed?
He had mouth gook.
Karma, it can bite you in the patoots if you let it.
I've been reading the same book for almost two months right now, lets just get it done huh Hixx?
Sometimes all I want is a Subway tuna salad sandwich with Fritos.
One of our pillow cases smelled an awful lot like gasoline the other night. That's probably not normal. But don't worry, nothing else did, we don't have a gas leak or anything, it was just the pillow.
Oh man, lets just stop me now...