Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Barack and Roll

Okay, so we’ve had way too much mushy mushy on this blog as of late.

So now its time to get political! YAY!If you haven’t seen the BarackRoll yet, please watch this. It helps if you know what a RickRoll is.

Here is the BarackRoll

Hee, I love it. I’m sorry but McCain just does not inspire like this. He just doesn’t.

But we’re not here to talk about McCain, we’re here to talk about Hillary. And pardon any supporters of Hill that read this blog, but lady….get out.

I’m serious.

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING????!!!!! COME ON. Oh my god. I’m so angry at her. She is the worst unifier that has ever existed ever. And her husband too, you guys are really leading me into thinking you really are a bunch of power hungry assholes who want Obama to lose so you can run again in four years. I never really believed that until now.

So okay, Hillary is making little claims, and her supporters are making little claims, that her name should be on the ballot at the convention. That is retarded. Catharsis my ass, that is not catharsis, you already had your catharsis, when you didn’t give up in your first “concession” speech.

Yes, I know you got 18 million votes, that’s a lot of votes, but you DID NOT WIN. I don’t CARE if the Edwards stuff had come out before that you might have won, THAT DIDN”T HAPPEN. YOU LOST. YOU. LOST. Oh my god you lost. And you didn’t lose because of sexism; you lost because you didn’t run your campaign as well as Barack did. Check out this Atlantic article (which is really fun seeing actual emails and memos, I would have thought this people were using flow charts and PowerPoint, nope…just plain old weird outlines done on Word) that explains how your campaign imploded on itself, woman or not.

Just go. You lost, you did not win, you swear you were going to try and unify the party, that your husband (“is Obama ready to lead?” “Well, you could say no one is really ready to lead” come on dude) was going to try and unify the party, that your services were in the best interest of the American people.

They are NOT, you are lying.

Give your speech at the convention, be gracious and powerful and awesome, make your husband speak glowingly of our candidate for President, act like the power couple that you are with grace and wit and support; do your best to make sure that Obama gets elected. It is too late for you now, please stop being so egotistical and get those 18 million voters of yours to vote for the man who actually believes in women’s rights instead of trying to take them away.

Now, someone BarackRoll me quick….

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's messing it up for the NEXT woman who's going to make a run at it someday.

smussyolay said...

you are the best talker about barack. seriously. i'm just going to keep linking to you.

yay!