SRFriday

I’m going to divulge something here, before we get started with Survivor Recap Friday. To the nerds, I’ll sound cool, to the cools; I’ll sound like a nerd. But here goes:

I’ve now made “Walk Through the Fire” from the musical Buffy episode as my power song when I run. A lot of times I’ll play it after I run, for my walk home, when I SING AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE, because it is the best song ever sang ever. And that ditty has some high notes, but it doesn’t matter, because it truly is the best song ever. It makes me cry, oh my lord does it make me cry. I love it SO much that there is something close to pathetic about me. I just wanted to share. If you love that episode, go ahead and download it, you will be ever so pleased. Oh my gosh. Sometimes I think I go running just so I can hear it. Sad. I know.

Okay, so what in the sam hell!

WHOOEEEE! Are we rockin’ some Survivor this season or what? Shit, this ain’t no dead reality show; this mofo’s alive and kicking. I love it.

I have never seen anyone act more stupidly that stupid Jean Robert. The guy screwed himself so hard this episode. I love him having NO IDEA about James having both immunities. I love him thinking he found one. I love him threatening James and I love James blowing it off. Jean Robert, did you NOT SEE Jaime try to use that wooden square last week? DID YOU NOT SEE THAT? You dumbass, you total total dumbass. So excellent.

I really despise Courtney, but her performance on the water barrel was nothing short of incredible.

Now, there have been some tense moments in Survivor before, plenty of them. But last night, as James is my MVP for fantasy survivor, and the shit was coming down on him and I was screaming at the television, screaming at James to not be SO STUPID as to not use one of his immunity idols, I did something I have never done before…

I shut my eyes for the entire reading of votes.

I literally sat with my hands over my eyes, unable in anyway to face what was about to happen to dear James and the chance he took. OH MY GOD.

I have never been so on edge, I cannot believe how stupid all those people are for not voting James out, I can’t believe how stupid (YAY!) James was for not using one of his idols, and I can’t believe that I could not open my eyes to see.

James is untouchable now, cruising to the final four, there is almost no way he can get voted out now. He’s going to win a few immunity idols from the challenges anyway, hell; he can probably get some jury votes by giving one or both of those idols away.

My MVP is cruising to the final four on a bed of angels.

Lunchlady and James, final two (unless they do a final three, which I hate, if that is the case, Todd will be the third).