Okay, I feel better today. I still have so much to learn before I do this thing on Sunday, but at least today, it feels possible.
Could it be, that because today is Kinda Hot Wednesday, it has lifted my spirits? Could it be?So…Gena almost called it, hinted at it, yet, the wrong guy. (I think I love commas today).
And that guy? Is Gordon Ramsey.
Now, if you watch Hell’s Kitchen then you love Chef Gordon Ramsey. Because he’s awesome. I read some article about him in the New Yorker and how he really is that guy and how he’s really not that guy. We can see him yelling at the cooks in the kitchen, but then be his kindly, mentorly chef on their outings elsewhere.
But he’s definitely not “hot” in the true sense of the word. In fact, Gordon Ramsey would never have made it to Kinda Hot Wednesday if I had not read one small, teensy fact in my Entertainment Weekly that changed his status from “Cool, but not hot at all” to “Kinda Hot”.
And that fact, is that Gordon Ramsey is 6’2.
SIX TWO? That is tall folks, that’s really tall. And with that fact, the Hixx decided that maybe Ramsey is kinda hot. I thought he was a short little Napolean complex guy, and he’s not, he’s all kinds of tall and passionate and all those good things.
So let’s all give a warm welcome to Mr. Gordon Ramsey, the tall chef that makes Mondays just a little bit brighter.
Could it be, that because today is Kinda Hot Wednesday, it has lifted my spirits? Could it be?So…Gena almost called it, hinted at it, yet, the wrong guy. (I think I love commas today).
And that guy? Is Gordon Ramsey.
Now, if you watch Hell’s Kitchen then you love Chef Gordon Ramsey. Because he’s awesome. I read some article about him in the New Yorker and how he really is that guy and how he’s really not that guy. We can see him yelling at the cooks in the kitchen, but then be his kindly, mentorly chef on their outings elsewhere.
But he’s definitely not “hot” in the true sense of the word. In fact, Gordon Ramsey would never have made it to Kinda Hot Wednesday if I had not read one small, teensy fact in my Entertainment Weekly that changed his status from “Cool, but not hot at all” to “Kinda Hot”.
And that fact, is that Gordon Ramsey is 6’2.
SIX TWO? That is tall folks, that’s really tall. And with that fact, the Hixx decided that maybe Ramsey is kinda hot. I thought he was a short little Napolean complex guy, and he’s not, he’s all kinds of tall and passionate and all those good things.
So let’s all give a warm welcome to Mr. Gordon Ramsey, the tall chef that makes Mondays just a little bit brighter.
2 comments:
I'm six-two ... it ain't THAT tall!
I'm 5'4! YOU'RE TALL!
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