SRFriday

This SRF post will be a little more detail oriented to help my friend Rachelle, poor girl. She’s basking in sunshine today, in Hawaii, eating fresh food and sipping girly drinks. Thank GOD I’m not her. Seriously.

Sigh.

Okay, you know what? Survivor has gotten OUT OF CONTROL. I’m so mad at Mark Burnett right now I could scream.

So let’s see, what happened last night? We have Rocky yelling at my poor MVP Anthony for really, no reason at all, Rocky’s just saying that Anthony bugs him and that’s it. Well guess what Rocky my friend? You bug way more than poor nerdy Anthony, so get off it.

So they go to the reward challenge where everyone has to stand on a beam and then pass each other to the end. It was hard, Ravu starts doing pretty well and then unfortunately, it all gets hung up on Anthony. It was really sad, you know when you feel horribly about yourself and then something happens and you act stupidly and then you’re just worse and worse? That’s what happened and stupid mean Moto makes everyone across. Boo. Then THEN, they get a king size bed! AND FISH! A BED? ON SURVIVOR?

Ugh. I hate it so much.

So then Rocky starts yelling at everyone telling them how stupid they are for losing and how horrible it is and even Mookie Monster is trying to shut him the hell up. He thinks he’s all inspiring when really, he’s just annoying.

So now they go to immunity challenge (oh, Gary/Papa Smurf ends up leaving the game cause he’s all lightheaded and sick) and it’s you know, some water bouncing boat relay game and stupid Moto stupid wins again. But! Whoever wins the challenge gets a little stupid clue to read after they win.

So Moto reads the stupid note and it says “You can stay at the nice camp and go to immunity tonight, or you can NOT GO to immunity and sleep at the shitty camp”. Well, in every past episode ever of Survivor I think they would have kept their team and gone to shitty camp. But Moto decides to stay at nice camp and vote someone off. So weird.

So they dilly dally around and eventually Illiana or whatever the hell gets voted off because the other Moto girls are afraid cause shes’ a big flirt.

So here’s what I think. These notes, the bed, the extra fish, the extra immunities, it’s all making Survivor suck a knob. I don’t care about anyone, there is no one I really like or want to win and the rules keep changing so much that it’s taking away from the perfect game. Part of the fun of Survivor is people who think they know how to play, so they act a certain way, now with all the beds and hammocks, everyone is just boring and lazy and now forcing me to wish for Yaoman to win because that’s the only thing that would make this remotely interesting.

Hey, Mark Burnett? CAN YOU HEAR ME? This sucks. I have stood by your game for so many years, defending myself against haters, and then you go and screw up Survivor because you’re afraid it’s not that interesting anymore. But it is. It always will be, that’s the beauty, and it changes every season without all the claptrap.

Be done with it.