Kinda Hot

Have you ever had one of those days when your brain just isn’t working properly? I’m having one of those. Even typing these sentences is taking extra energy and attention. I’m just a little muddy; each action takes a little extra concentration. Walking back to the office from lunch the world seemed a little like I was on shrooms or something, everything looks just a little bit off. I wish I could just say “BLAH BLAH BLAH” and get my point across; it would be easier than forming words at this point.

I’ve now decided to just enjoy my self-imposed drug-like trip and be fascinated by it. I’m just looking forward to going home and not having to be social, not because I don’t want to be, but because literally, the synapses in my brain are not firing.

ANYWAY

What day is it?

Sorry, couldn’t hear you, WHAT DAY IS IT?

That’s right! It’s Kinda Hot Wednesday.

Today we will be discussing Eric Balfour.

Who, you say?

Eric Balfour I say. Milo from 24.




Normally this type of man is not for me. John was quite surprised when I mentioned during our 24 viewing that Milo might be the next contestant for KHW and said that he thought Milo was kinda horse-faced. Which he is kinda. But this is Kinda Hot Wednesday, not Kinda Horse-faced Wednesday, so I’m sticking with Kinda Hot.

But, he’s also quite striking. I like his dumb football player thing he has going on. Maybe that’s it; he’s like the popular guy in high school I could never even look at, let alone touch. I’m the geeky girl sitting on the sidelines thinking “God, that Eric Balfour is so cute, too bad he’s a senior, and I’m a dork”.

The other thing I like about Mr. Balfour is his physical stature. He’s all tall and muscley and lanky. He’s got a swimmer’s body, not too much muscle, but definitely enough to let you know he’s been working it out.

Trust me; this choice today is as much of a surprise to me as it is to you people. But alas, here it is. Everyone please welcome Eric Balfour to Kinda Hot Wednesday.