A crown just came off! I was opening a new bank account at my bank and boom, funny feeling…and then BOOOOOOOM, tooth gone! Really distressing. I’ve never had that happen. I have this little crown sitting here staring at me. Yeeck.
Okay, anyway, lets move on so I can move on shall we?It’s kinda hot Wednesday today right?And my next batter up might be a little controversial to some. Let’s see how it goes.
Here he is everyone, Mr. Dave Navarro.
Now, there’s something sexy about Dave. He’s all kinds of tall, dark and handsome isn’t he? And normally I go for what I call “mushface”. Most of the men even in KHW have mushface, Mike Rowe and Joel McHale…but Dave Navarro has very aquiline features. Very straight, very precise. And I kinda like it.
He’s like my Valley Girl guy. The kind of guy that I always wished in high school would fall in love with me because he was so not my type and it would shock all my friends if I went out with him.
I’d be in my Payless shoes and he’d be in some kind of shit-kickers and I’d take him to an improv show and he’d love it and then he’d take me to some rockin’ place and I would cry cause I’d want to go home and watch the search for the new Pussycat Doll.
He’s all tattoo-y and dark, but he always seemed to really love that Carmen whats her name. They were weird, but they were kind of cute. And I didn’t really watch that reality band TV show (Why you ask? When I watch everything else? No TiVo at the time), but he at least could speak and act normal and was kind of sweet under his dark exterior.
I’m pretty sure he’s got a pretty sweet bod under all those tats too. Just a guess. Mmmm, see pic below…I was right.
Welcome newcomer Navarro to the list of mushyfaced Kinda Hot Wednesday dudes.
2 comments:
Dave Navarro is beautiful until he opens his mouth.
Oh, Navarro is totally hot. I was still working at the Hard Rock Cafe last summer when his new band had a concert there, and all the girls were fighting over who would get to serve him. Well, I wasn't, because I wasn't trying to be a bitch, but I digress. ANYWAY! In person, he is tiiiiiny. I am 5'2", and he can't be much taller than I am. Additionally, I am pretty sure he was wearing women's jeans. They had no back pockets!
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