6 Things About Me...

I got tagged, booya! I got tagged!

So let’s see, Ms. Erica has tagged me for “6 Weird Things About Me”.

Um. Okay. Let’s figure this shiznit out.

1. I can’t mix fruit and bread. No banana bread, no pineapples on pizza, certainly no fruitcake. John tried to get me once with cinnamon raisin bread, and that’s pretty close, but it’s the hot raisins that really freak me out with that scenario. Just keep fruits and breads separate okay? Okay.

2. I have a tattoo on my toe. A tattoe. I got it in Indonesia and it’s a symbol for peace and good fortune. I guess they won’t do tattoos on toes here in the states, or are reluctant to, because they don’t really “stick”. Which is kind of true. My tat is blue, and sometimes after a shower, my toe looks blue. Great tat huh?

3. I talk to myself, a lot. So much that when John and I first moved in together, we had a really hard time. I’d be in the kitchen, mumbling away, he’d be in the living room yelling “WHAT?” “WHAT?” “NOTHING, I’M TALKING TO MYSELF!” “WHAT?” It’s a little better now, but add the dog into the mix and its almost worse.

4. I have a back heating pad that I use every night. I'll use it till summer comes really, then reluctantly put it away until October. I’ll turn on my back heating pad and just sit with it on my back on the couch. When I get up my back is all red and hot. Oh man,it just feels so good.

5. Um.

6. I believe that in a former life I was any number of these things:

a. A choreographer
b. A courtesan in King Henry VIII”s court
c. Some kind of something in Vegas

7. Since I skipped No. 5, my 6th thing is…well…I cannot, will not, will never, won’t, refuse to, if I was dying I will never ever read A.S. Byatt’s Posession. Every writer ever has mentioned how much that book influenced them. I’ve tried about 3 different times to read it and I HATE IT. I think it is crap. There, I said it.

Now I tag Crescent, Speedy and Gena!