Okay good, everything is back to normal. Survivor is back on, no stupid clip shows. Boom.
Okay, what happened last night? I have no idea.
Ah yes…what we learned from last night’s episode is that Ozzy is perhaps the most physically powerful player ever to hit the Survivor stage. Although Mr. Colby was strong and adept and hot, Ozzy is a true jungle-man, half monkey, half man. He has zero personality, but yikes! I love him coming back with the bird in his hand (it is worth more than two in the bush you know) and I think it was Becky who said “you are one strange guy”. Beautiful. And then my man Yul taking off to kill the poor thing. Unbelievable.
Now, if anyone, ANYONE had ever played Survivor before, they wouldn’t keep Ozzy on one more minute. Not one more minute! The guy is a master and if he makes it to the merge, which is not that far away (and if his team keeps winning immunity, which they will, because Ozzy is monkey-man) they’re all fucked, including Yul.
They’re all so worried about Jonathan (I figured out, he sounds like Alan Alda, that’s why we’re naturally drawn to him, because who doesn’t love Alan Alda?) and Jonathan is way way less of a threat than Ozzy. Jonathan may be a thinker, but it’s the physical people who start to win in individual immunities.
So instead of kicking off the two biggest threats on the team, the dummies on Aitu kick off Flicka, who poses no threat to anyone anywhere.
Ridick.
I don’t even watch the other team, is there another team? They are so devoid of personality over there; I don’t even know who’s on that team. Parvati. I know she’s on there.
Stupid Parvati.
3 comments:
1. Flicka was hiding some doobies somewhere. Always sounded stoned.
2. There were 2 stars of the award challenge and both of them were attached to Rebecca's chest.
3. Yul should never be allowed to be less than half naked. What's with the shirt during the tribal council. What? It gets cold there at night? Who cares! When he puts his shirt on it's bad for ratings.
Seriously, with Flicka it probably just stayed in her system.
Becky's kicking it, they should watch out for her too, Yul and Becky are an awesome alliance.
And with you on yul, he's a stud puppy for sure!
did you watch amazing race on sunday?
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