Survivor Recap Friday

Did anyone miss my Survivor recap last week? Probably not. Last week’s episode was pretty standard fare, kick off the guy who’s being the biggest dick.

This week’s episode was almost going to be the same story. Christina was right in line to be the next one off the island, but in a last minute scurry, Stephanie lost it all.

There is one cardinal sin on Survivor. Don’t ever say, intimate, allude or announce that you want to go home. That will do it each time. And though I don’t think Stephanie really did say she wanted off (who hasn’t said they could use some mashed potatoes from time to time?), she was gone, booted, done and done. And I do think Christina should have been the one to go, she was really a nightmare, and I personally would have kicked her ass for asking me all the time to pick up her shit.

I’m feeling that I’m liking the Aitukaki team a little better than Rarotonga. I think Jonathan the writer and my VIP Yul are kicking some ass, although I wish Jonathan would have shut up about the immunity idol. Damn him. Now everyone knows someone has it, and there haven’t been that many people to Exile Island to whittle down. And pretty much everyone can be sure Candice didn’t get it, she was to busy mourning the loss of her boyfriend Billy.

And maybe soon, soon we can get rid of Cao Boi. I loved him pissing off the whole other team by the fire. Good times.

I’m loving this season personally, although, can someone kick off Parvati? Not only is it her name that drives me up a wall, it’s her attitude. And what worries me more, is women like that tend to go pretty far on Survivor, and if left alone, have sometimes been known to win.

Let us pray. And start a “don’t let her fool you” campaign for Parvati. Oust her. Now.