Thursday, October 12, 2006

Pre-Pissed Off

I don’t usually get too political on this blog. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever been political on this blog.

HOWEVER, I read about this months ago in Savage Love and it sparked a fear in the world that even another nuclear arms race hasn’t sparked.

Here it is.

Essentially, what it says is that if you have received your menses, or are just about to finish, and everywhere in between, you are considered “pre-pregnant”. And if you are “pre-pregnant” you should abstain from certain activities, habits and proclivities. I think we all know in this day and age how quickly “should” changes to “have to”.

???

Seriously?

Does that mean I get to pre-retire?

How about pre-stop paying taxes?

Or if I’m over the age of 35 I get to be considered a pre-president?

I don’t think I’ve ever been so afraid in my life. I tend to be pretty self-centric when it comes to politics, if it doesn’t affect me personally I have a terrible tendency to put it aside for later, but this, this includes me whether I want it to or not.

Does this scare the bejeesus out anyone? And the ho-hum tone of the article?

Ack.

2 comments:

smussyolay said...

what the motherfuck?

first of all ... shouldn't we be advocating these things for EVERYONE cause they're just good, healthy lifestyle choices?? huh?

second of all, i was just rooting around in some cat feces the other day -- it's called CHANGING THE LITTER.

third of all, umm. i don't. want. to. get. pregnant. EVER. so take your advice and shove it, washington post article.

i hate that shit.

Hixx said...

I know!

It's ridiculous and scary and makes me want to go through menopause so I don't have to be in the hands of the government. Seriously.