This from the girl that discovered Johnny Depp on the first episode of 21 Jump Street (okay okay, I know he did Elm Street first, but who really discovered him there? No one!).
And I apologize to John too, cause he may never live down what his girlfriend is about to say.
But here it is:
Chase, on the new season of Laguna Beach, is the sexiest man on television.
OKAY! I said it. And you can laugh and giggle and call me ridiculous, but before you do, you have to watch one episode with Chase on it.
He’s got this crazy John Malkovich thing going on, in look and style. He’s very “cool”, not like stupidest-man-alive-ever-in-the-whole-world-Jason from last season. He’s quite handsome in this really quirky way, and I predict, he’s going to be the “Kristin Cavallari” of this season, and actually might end up to be famous in some way shape or form.
I won’t say anymore about it, just…trust me. I know television and I know quirky men. I love both. So I know of what I speak.
And just one more television related thing.
WHAT THE HELL WAS UP WITH TYRA LAST NIGHT?
That ridiculous “diva model” thing scared the bejeesus out of me. Her big scary face, and that huge forehead, all trying to be funny and hilarious and all she did was scare all those new models, and half of America.
I think I had nightmares about her. I really think that I did.
4 comments:
HOLY CRAP, HIXX! You just made my day! I have been crushing on Chase since he first appeared on Laguna Beach. Thanks, friend.
Tyra is so kah-razy. I like how one of the bad behavior stereotypes was Naomi Campbell. They can call it "model throwing cell phone" all they like, but let's face facts. Bitch is Naomi. And who hates Naomi? Tyra, that's who.
How crazy was that bulemia model picture? I've seen every ANTM since Cycle 2 and that might be my most favorite picture they've ever taken. It was way fucked up and and yet really good at the same time. Ten shades of wrong, but somehow exactly right. The chick also scored points with me for trying to high five Jay Manuel after her shoot with a fistfull of nasty cake and seriously grossing him out which was super awesome. Jay Manuel needs to be disgusted by wanna be models much, much more.
I love Chase.
And I love ANTM.
I thought the bulemia picture was amazing and could go into any magazine. So scary! And the other twin was pretty freaky too. Although I see the "outs" for her pretty soon.
Jay is the poor man's Tim Gunn.
Tyra is a car wreck, can't look away, can't keep watching
Yeah, what is up with that forehead? Why doesn't she cover it up? Same with Christina Ricci and Helen Hunt!
I have a big forehead (because I have such a big brain, haha) and I wear bangs to cover it!
Meredith
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