I was bored at work, thought I'd go back and read some of my archival blog stuff.
I found this from roughly a year ago, and am more than happy to say, I got everything I asked for. Yay me!
Okay, here’s what I don’t want in my new job that I haven’t gotten yet.
1. I don’t want to answer any phone call that is not directly for me.
2. I don’t want to make any travel plans that are not directly for me.
3. I don’t want to work for an old mean white man. Or an old mean black man for that matter. An old mean Asian man however, would be fine. Figure that out.
4. I want to be able to go to lunch whenever I want.
5. I want to be able to listen to the radio.
6. I want to be able to take a few days off here and there without it being a big deal.
7. I want to make what I’m worth.
8. I want something in the Loop
9. I want sweet benefits, so I don’t die old and alone in a horrible nursing home
10. I want somewhere where I can grow old in my job.
11. I don’t want a new manager staring over my shoulder and second guessing me in the job I’ve been doing for almost two years and who I’m probably 10 years older than.
12. I want somewhere with summer hours or at least this email “We will not be working Friday afternoon so everyone can go see Revenge of the Sith” I know people have gotten these emails from their bosses, I want one of those bosses.
13. I want a boss, I like having a boss, bosses are mostly good. I shy away from too much responsibility, it makes me nervous.
That’s it for now, if anyone knows of anything that fits these 13 criteria, please respond to onlyinmydreams@hixx’s jobs.net
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