Ladies Room

Now, I’m no Ram Daas, or Eckhart Tolle or Dr. Spock or whoever. But I have a theory on men’s antagonistic feelings towards women. I’m not even sure what I’m theorizing, but there’s something to this:

Little boys in women’s bathrooms.

There is no way that it cannot affect these little boys. I mean come on. I’m a 35 year old woman and I’m shocked walking into a bathroom and seeing some little boy in there. The little boy must be even more shocked than I am. Watching and listening to all these women relieve themselves. Standing with mommy at the sink while women rip their pantyhose and put on makeup.

It just seems so distressing to me. It must emasculate them. Don’t you think? Make them leery? It makes me leery, I’m always slightly annoyed when I see a little boy in the bathroom (but not when I see a big one, meow!).

I dunno.

I have a cold, don’t listen to a word I say.

Fantastic 4, not so bad, not so good.

TGIF.

Party tonight. That means party cold for me, which are always weird, cause you get really spaced out eventually, its like it’s its own buzz.