The Hixx diet

How to lose weight the Hixx way:

1. Have something devastating happen, this is the sure fire way to lose weight. This will either make you much heavier, or thinner, could even depend on the day.

2. Exercise, I hate to say it, but I’m putting it out there. And make sure you do it with the explicit instructions of one of your friends coked up trainer. He’s got good tips.

3. If you’re going to eat something horrible for you, like a double Whopper (YUM RIGHT NOW YUM) then don’t eat anything but a banana for the first part of the day, save the Double Whopper till about 6 or 7pm and then you won’t be hungry for the rest of the night.

4. The day after your double Whopper fiasco, assure yourself you won’t eat like that again and go to Silk Road and get the delicious chicken and vegetables filled with broccoli. Eat well for the rest of the day.

5. Become a docent at the Architecture Foundation, this will ensure at least 2 hours of walking each weekend, if not more if you have to do a practice tour plus your regular tour.

6. Drink green tea.

7. Fall in love with versatile, vitamin packed banana. The banana and water diet will ensure some fat loss.

8. Learn also to love the wrap. A steak fajita wrap is delicious and has low carbs, good meat and lots of veggies in it. Love the wrap.

9. Get yourself an mp3. player and load it up with showtunes from Wicked. This will ensure even more walking, and perhaps even shedding of tears, which is just as good sweating.

10. Move in with your boyfriend, you will be less likely to shove that Double Whopper in your face if your boyfriend is watching you.