Pieca Pizza

I’ve been eating bits and pieces of pizza all day. I’m starving today, and there’s all this pizza sitting in the kitchen and I keep eating bits and pieces of it thinking that bits and pieces have less calories than one whole piece.

I was reading in a 2 month old Health magazine that women who are overweight often mistake the amount of time they’ve been working out, and exaggerate it.

And I thought “OH NO!” Maybe that’s what I’ve been doing! But then, I looked down at my elliptical machine, and noticed this funny looking thing. It had numbers on it, and they were changing, and it seemed like they were changing according to some sort of…clock almost.

Then I realized, even though I’m overweight, that it was indeed a clock! On my elliptical machine! Then I looked around and you know what? THEY ALL HAD CLOCKS ON THEM! The stair machine, the treadmill, the stepper, every one of them had this thing called a CLOCK on it! So even though when I was done, it said 40 minutes, I went around to everyone in the gym and told them it was really an hour.

I like to believe everything I read.

Amazing Race tonight, getting down to the wire.

Haven’t watched my Bachelorette yet, but I’m looking forward to it.

And I taped “Super Nanny” afterwards because it’s been killing me to watch the first 10 minutes from my tape of the Bachelorette.

Huh? Who said I had to give my 1st bit of tour on Saturday?

Eh, it’s a well known fact that overweight women underestimate the time it takes them to do architecture foundation homework.