Hardscrabble

So okay, is my blog getting boring?

Are my fun weekends putting you all to sleep?Are my endless accolades of bike riding driving you nuts? (I had such a great ride this morning!)

Is my relationship with a fabulous and handsome man making you nauseous?

Is it annoyingly endless that my biggest problem right now is my worry over going to the florist tomorrow because I honestly have no idea what it is I want?

Are you all aching for the days when I was quitting smoking, or quitting jobs or railing against the societal machine for making me get married?

Well, okay, here are some things that’ll really get your goat:

Um…last night John pretended we had ice cream when we didn’t. Man. I’m so pissed right now.

My boss keeps giving me more work to do, making it so I learn more about my job and make it more likely that I can stay here…geez.

Sabrina wants to know when to have my bachelorette party. GOD! GET OFF MY BACK.

I have to go out to dinner tonight then take a walk to see our karaoke room for the wedding. GEEZ WHATEVER.

I have to ride my bike home. GAWD

Sorry you guys, I’ll keep trying.

Here's another pic of my unattractive and unhilarious dog: