Survivor

Oh man, lemme just say for the record, I really don’t think all the teachers in schools should have guns.

Okay thanks. I’d like to scream it from the rooftops, but alas, I’m sitting here at work and cannot. I find it amazing that people are so different in their thoughts and actions. I just don’t know how in anyone’s head that seems like a really good idea.

But that’s what makes us different right folks?

Different like our friends on Survivor Island? Hmmm? Segue much?

First of all, I want you all to know I feel loads better today. Neck hurts, but not nearly so much, I do believe its getting better. I’m hoping to be able to run next week. I have a fine weekend rolled out for me, friends and food and mom and boyfriend and karaoke and resting and all those good things.

Wow…okay, Survivor…what’s amazing to me is that so many of the fans (or at least that really annoying lady that had to go to Exile Island with Cerie) seem to be complaining about things they have no right to complain about! Oh my gosh! It’s raining! I’m so uncomfortable! We should build a shelter maybe!

OH WOW, its raining and uncomfortable fan lady? REALLY? I’m so surprised for you! I really would have figured Mark Burnett would have put you fans somewhere really comfortable! Silly rabbit. For petes sakes! What did you think was going to happen?

But then later, I loved whats-his-name getting way into who they should vote off and why, and if so and so plays immunity and then we vote for this guy who votes for that guy…I thought that was fun. The over thinking is what is going to make the fans hilarious.

And what is up with Cro Magnon man? He made that whole thing happen with Mary, and then he didn’t vote for her? Is he very sneaky do you think? John said he did it so there’d be at least one vote for someone else…I mean, he wasn’t sneaky enough to get everyone to do what he said…but it worked.

Ozzy. Stop it. Stop making out with Amanda. Stop it.

Pavarti, you need to go home. I will not rest until you go home. Just go.

Jeff Probst? You are my absolute favorite host ever, telling that one fan guy it took him forever to get back in the challenge. Ha!

Alright, everyone have a nice weekend.