Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Hey! I'm Angela Landsbury!

Well, I hate to do this folks, but I’m going to put Kinda Hot Wednesday on the back burner for now. I may bring it back some day, but honestly, I cannot think of any more kinda hot dudes without scraping the either “too hot for kinda hot” or “not hot enough for kinda hot”.

So be it.

Oh, and I thought The Singing Bee was one of the most boring hours (even in a half hour show) of television ever. So not what I thought it was going to be. We'll see how the other show does tonight.

But I would also like to discuss the situation of our upstairs neighbors. The Hixx received an email this morning, from the lovely Erica, suggesting that maybe the couple upstairs are brother and sister, and now the brother is getting rightly banged…or bunged…or bung.

I was going to write earlier that indeed I believe this to be the case, as I overheard a conversation held on their deck earlier in the week. Male and female, not sure who, were sitting outside chatting. Female voice says:

“So…how was camping?”

Male voice says:

“It was good, we had a pretty good time”

And then, as much as I strained to hear, I could only hear mumblings…but from the tone of the potential sister, I heard familiarity with my own voice checking on my own brother’s romantic escapades.

And it all clicked.

Their mail (which no, I don’t go through, but have seen lazily sitting on the “mail table” in our building) is addressed to “Chris” and “dfjksal;fdjs” dfjkalsdsjkfladsjkl. Now, that is really not their last name, but you know, protecting the innocent and all that…their last name is some kind of polish name maybe, very long. And the woman’s name is definitely not American sounding. So John says that Chris is too common a name to go along with “dkflaj;dsjkfla;ds” as a last name. But of course, Chris can be short for “Chrisalamandingdong”, or as John said “Christof” which is probably more appropriate.

But the one thing I will say is, I believe the sexy sexiness has died down. Granted, we’ve had our air conditioner on a bunch, but I haven’t heard much coming (ack, or cumming, sorry…had to) from up there as of late. The girl is still hanging out there, I see her distressing limping walk, and her forlorn bicycle outside, so I believe said couple is doing quite well, but easing into the much kinder and easier schedule of “doing it”.

For now I’m content in thinking the owners of the condo are brother and sister, but will alert blog readers if something changes.

Small mystery solved….for now.

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