Today as my handsome, hardworking, kind, funny, understanding, sexy, intelligent boyfriend and I were taking a PetCo walk during lunch, I asked him what I should write about in my blog today. We had your normal, everyday “pretty much married” couple weekend. Lots of walks, lots of playing with the dog, lots of breakfasts and lots of time with friends, one of those all in all good weekends.
But really not very exciting. Nothing to blog about really. Except for what I just said.
So as we’re taking our nice walk around the Merchandise Mart, where all the bridal people are this week, I asked the blog question.
What should I blog about today?
And my handsome, hardworking, kind, funny, understanding, sexy, intelligent boyfriend says, “something that will get a lot of comments”.
So okay, let’s get going.
All women are fucked up.
All men are secretly gay.
Jesus and the devil are really the same person.
Cute dogs deserve to be ridiculed.
I hate all books.
TV is art.
Music, any kind of music is nothing but noise.
I love fur coats.
Cows are only for eating.
Marriage is only for one man and one woman, I just don’t know which man and woman that should be yet.
I hope GW Bush gets another 4 years, even if he can’t.
Vegetarians are retarded
Short people got nobody.
Kay? Get crackin’!
3 comments:
Jesus & the Devil is also a really good band.
Thanks Kate for giving me a comment on comment day!
Some women are just MORE fucked up than others.
Yes, I am generally happy.
Scorcese already tackled this one.
Cute dogs are tasty, not ridiculous.
Books are great for pressing stuff, like witches.
If you paint a picture on it.
And noise is music. (Discuss)
I love fur coats too...on animals.
Cows are for eating what?
Marriage is for one man and TWO women. Just ask.
I hope GW gets 4 years...at Guantanamo
If they don't get enough B12. Then their babies are retarded.
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
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