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It’s time for Survivor Recap Friday!
Alright, this episode was originally named “People That You Like Want To See You Suffer”, when it should have been called “Hey Stupid-Heads! Karma’s a Bitch!”
So yeah, Candice and Jonathan still look like a couple of assholes while team Aitu continues to kick their butts, hard. Funny.
Jonathan, honestly? The smartest move he could have made is the move he did make, which is to show the tribe he’s a hard worker, but a non-judger (which it looks like he screws up hard next week). By keeping people full and happy, he escaped once again; I’m not sure how it is this guy keeps slipping by. Why, why, WHY would you kick off the two least menacing people right before the merge? I’m sorry, it’s just stupid and ridiculous and it makes me really angry.
The whole direction/digging challenge was horrifying, as Jenny sits and watches Jonathan dig. Huh? Of course, Becky, Yul, Ozzy and Sundra whoop ass. Well..of course they do, that’s how they’ve been doing it all along. Duh. DUH. Man. Stupid. And the great thing about the reward challenge was it was ALL of team Aitu that won that. Not just Ozzy, but the whole team pulled it together.
The immunity challenge was a given, with Ozzy swimming and Becky working the puzzle, it’s like trying to beat the Williams sisters at ping-pong. Seriously. Bah.
I love team Aitu. I love Yul dancing with the native ladies and burrowing in the sand to hide himself. I love Ozzy and Sundra and Becky all having the time of their lives and working their asses off.
And I gotta tell you, I love the double elimination. Have they ever done that before?
And what’s most appalling to me is the fact that I need Parvati to step it up. To save her own butt, she’s going to have to fight with Candice. And I want that. I would rather have Parvati than Candice any day. Do I really have to watch Candice and Adam (is that his stupid name?) make out next week? DO I? Because I don’t want to. I truly don’t. You’re no Rob and Ambah, it’s not going to work for you. Leave it (as we say to Remo about bunnies) LEAVE IT.
Now I bet stupid Candice probably did intimate she loved poor Billy. I wouldn’t trust that girl with anything.
2 comments:
Did you notice how Yul ended up in that crazy big girl sandwich, after which he grovelled in fear, while the man Ozzy got to wiggle with two young sweet things. Ozzy's way way more dangerous than Yul, based on that alone!
I thought Yul was going to just crumble in the lady-sandwich. He was barely dancing, so funny.
Ozzy's more dangerous than just about anyone at this point. Especially now that he's had lady contact!
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