Survivor Recap Friday

Another Friday, another Survivor Ep. Good times.

Let’s see a few quick things:

My friend Dori and I were discussing the strange allure of Mr. Jonathan, the writer. Those bright blue eyes and his raspy voice have gotten us curiously aroused. Seems the Aitu tribe is on to him however, but that means nothing. Everyone knew what Boston Rob was doing, but somehow other teammates get kicked off first, and everyone assumes they’ll have all the time in the world to kick off who they don’t want. Jonathan is a strong player, everyone knows it, but if his team keeps winning, he’ll get to individual immunity and everyone will be pissed they didn’t get him off sooner.

Like stupid Terry from last year. So dumb, KICK THE GUY OFF. Not that I want them to kick Jonathan off or anything…I like his eyes.

WHOA! The wrestling challenge was something. I thought someone would get their back broken or get their undies ripped off, almost happened, but not quite. But watching Christina and Flicka go at it was both terrifying and hilarious. Don’t try and strangle a cop, she’ll beat your ass down.

Ozzie’s kickin’ it with the fish, I thought he’d be out of there pretty quickly, be he’s keeping on the DL, which is smart, although I don’t think he’ll make it much longer. I don’t see him being able to connive with the rest of them.

I liked Cao Boi’s plan, so funny, I believe he is the only one who followed his plan, Plan Voodoo, but still, pretty good idea. But yeah, Adios Cao Boi.

OH, and what is with Candice really telling everyone she loves them? Was she kidding last night by saying it again?

Oh, and if I won that freaking reward challenge and was handed that piece of ass lamb shank, I would have cried. Blech.