My head is all over the place, impossible to concentrate on one thing, including blog entries. So consider this random-thought-overkill-week on my blog.
1. Why is Madonna trying to be Angelina Jolie? Madonna was the one who was supposed to kick Angelina’s ass and show her what a real tough, sexy woman was supposed to be like. John and I watched a bit of Ms. Madonna on Oprah and her fake British accent is even more pronounced, her skin a whiter shade of alabaster and her eyes a fancy demon red. MADONNA COME BACK AND KICK ANGELINA’S ASS! Someone has to.
2. Something really fabulous is happening in my professional life. Remember not too long ago? The days of my secretive blog posts? Well, they’re back. I will be able to talk about it soon, but not yet, it’s not real enough yet. And I’m not doing anything to jinx it. But I will say it is one of the greatest things that has EVER happened to me. So everyone just remember, you never know what each day has in store for you and that life can change in one moment, one small moment and the world becomes a different place. It’s astounding. Cliche maybe, but true.
3. Is ANTM going to take the twins all the way to final two? Final three? They’re both amazing I think. So unattractive in real life and so effective in pictures its amazing.
4. Can Sawyer get any hotter? Can he?
5. Is it okay to give Remo a Halloween costume?
5 comments:
I watched Madonna on Oprah last night (yay, TiVo!) and I think that woman is almost fully off her rocker. I'm in total agreement about her accent--clearly she can't get over the fact she's from Detroit. On the doggie costume I say a holiday collar or cape could be cute, but just say no to the full-body getup.
Well, I for one, can't wait to hear what this secret new job announcement is.
I'll be checking this blog, daily for the big reveal.
You're wonderful, Madge.
Cheers,
Mr.B
the twins are good, but no one can stop caridee. word.
1. Cause Madonna has been replaced by her evil twin Mad Donna.
2. I love secrets.
3. Yes. I don't watch Survivor anymore though.
4. Nope. But LOST has lost its way. They're making it up as they go along.
5. Absolutely! Take pictures.
i always forget that oprah is on at night and when i'm sadly flipping through my broadcast tv, i sometimes come across it and i saw her talking to oprah via satellite (natch) and yeah. all i could think is WHY DO YOU DO THAT ACCENT!?? I KNOW YOU ARE AMERICAN!
and i have a habit of picking shit up when i go places; i'm really suggestible. but she's been doing this FORever.
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