Knock Knock!

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

2:30!

Get it?

Tooth Hurty?

Oh geez, I slay me.

My mom and I got a good laugh from that, considering that is indeed when I will be going to the dentist today.

I"M STRONG, I"M DENTICALLY STRONG.

No Dontist is going to break this girl.

Seriously, show me a drill, I'll show you a love toy.
Show me a rubber S&M mouth guard, I'll show you a ride on the fun mobile.
Show me a novacaine needle, I'll show you a night like you've never had.

Bring it on Mr. Periodontist, if thats what you want to call yourself, beware, you may never be the same again.