Ladies room

Okay, it may not be the most attractive conversation, but what is it with “lady splash” on toilet seats?

I have enough problems with women and bathrooms anyway. I mean seriously, even with nylons, you still just pull them down and pull them back up. That’s it, done and done. It doesn’t take as long as it takes some women to go to the bathroom. In a public situation, where there is a line, it should take only 10-15 seconds longer than a guys room.

I’m really quick in the ladies, I move like lightening, because why spend the time? At least in the stall? I understand touching up makeup or doing whatever at the mirror, because we are ladies, so fixing hair and such…all good.

But long times in stalls is not necessary.

Include in the long time, the lady spray. HOW CAN THERE BE LADY SPRAY? We are physically made so as not to leave lady spray. Even if you’re one of those “I never actually touch the seat” ladies, there is no need for spray. None, it makes me mad because it’s a mystery I can’t unravel.

The next unravelable mystery is why the ladies don’t clean their spray, but that may be for another day.

Lady sprayers, giving all women a bad name.