Friday

I’m entering early today, as my lesbian boss is letting us all out of work early. Amazing how a hated boss can turn into beloved boss all in the matter of two minutes. So yay to ladies who love ladies!

It’s Friday and as always, I’m so glad. I have a mildly busy weekend, but nothing I can’t handle and will actually be doing an improv show tonight, which is pretty fun. I haven’t done one since January (oh my lord) and I’m looking forward to it.

And I can fit into my ultimate “thin pants”. I tried them on last night.

So are things looking up for the Hixx?

Now here’s a list of things I need to become an incredibly happy girl:

1. A new job
2. A new video game (Zelda where are you?)
3. I can still work, but I’d prefer a 4 day week thank you very much
4. A fat and calorie free cheeseburger that tastes like a Quarter Pounder
5. A new wardrobe fitting for a 35 year old woman, as most of my clothes make me look like I’m 5.
6. An automatic understanding of all art ever created.
7. A Dove Chocolate store in my house
8. The ability to fly
9. A private jet and what the heck, a private island
10. Clear skin



Alright, that’s enough, work is piling up as I have to finish a bajillion things before I get to leave this hole for another weekend.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight.