Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Dum de dum

It’s getting hotter outside, I love it.

Anyone have any ideas where I could rent a jet ski? That’s one of those things I want to do before I die. I’m hoping maybe for the 4th, that we’ll go rent a jetski somewhere.

The president of our company is in this week. She’s tiny, like a tiny little bug and I don’t mean that in a bad way. It’s fun to watch the office change a bit, not in a horrible hypocritical way, but definitely in an ass smooching kind of way. I started to ass smooch, but find I really am done here mentally and I just can’t ass smooch the way I normally can. And what would I ass smooch for? An additional phone line?

WILL EVERYONE STOP GOING TO THE NEW DAIRY QUEEN SO I CAN ACTUALLY GET MYSELF A BLIZZARD? HUH?

It’s been packed each and every time I’ve been there. I realize it’s the Dairy Queen and that its very exciting, but I WANT ONE.

We’ll be painting our bedroom this weekend, however I have backed out of actually helping since I am a painting spaz. The one time I tried to really paint something, I lived in Brooklyn and my apartment had blue walls and blue carpeting. It was a great little apartment, but man was it foul.

So I decided to paint the walls white. I ended up getting paint all over everything in my apartment. There is still white paint on almost everything I owned from that apartment, from shoes, to my vacuum cleaner and the previously blue floor had little white speckles on it.

Man, my blog is getting…boring. I’m going to run outside naked just so I can write about it tomorrow. Is it pathetic that I need something to do so I can write about it in my blog.

IS IT?

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