Gimme a break

I love the sales guys that come into our sales office to sell us broken and used copiers. Right,good luck buddy.

Okay, first of all, where the heck is summer? This is ridiculous. I know everyone is saying it and it’s all cliché, but seriously.

Second of all, what will I do after the Alias finale tonight and all good tv is over?

Third of all, my friend that got arrested, well it looks like he’ll be doing some time. A year minimum. How horrible is that? I can’t imagine how he feels. That must be about the scariest thing to ever happen. I wonder how he’ll change, how different he’ll be.

Fourth of all, WHERE THE HELL IS SUMMER?

Fifth of all, if my office beats their sales goal for the week, we get Friday off. To put it as simply as possible, one group needs 4 more things out 100, the other group needs 8 out of 70 for the month. So you can see how close this is. With a day and half left, the whole office is on pins trying to get the last of these damn things. I of course, thankfully, cannot help them as I can’t sell water to a man in the desert! I’m so gay.

Sixth of all, tonight will be last night by myself. Tonight will be my last night to sit in MY apartment, eat ice cream and get it all over my face and then fall into bed. Tonight is my last night to play Snood on MY computer, to take a shower in MY bathroom, to go to sleep with talk radio on (this is one of my biggest things, I love talk radio, it helps me sleep, J. hates it, what will I do? Seriously, I love my talk radio). It’s weird, but it’s okay. I’ve had a lot of nights lately, sitting at home by myself wondering what the hell I’m doing there and how truly bored and a little lonely I was. I really think I’m ready for this, but to think of my last night as a truly independent person, is really kinda scary.

I AM SUCH A DOWNER TODAY I MUST STOP.

Um…it’s pretty outside today?